SIGNS YOUR RAVE IS ABOUT TO GET BUSTED
  • Those guys in suits standing next to the front door.
  • The laser prints 'Raid...get...out...now....' on the back wall.
  • When you go to watch the DJ spin, and all you find is a mixtape on auto-reverse.
  • The people shouting 'ECSTASY, GET YER ECSTASY HEAH!...'
  • Spritely teenagers run around shouting "whee, I'm so fucked up"
  • The deaf little old lady in her housecoat and slippers comes over to see what "all that racket" is about
  • The local TV station arrives to do a fluff piece on "evil all-night dance parties"
  • A parent walks around with a flashlight checking out every E-ing couple making out in the chill room
  • Those neat new flashing lights *aren't* intellabeams
  • Your thoughts mysteriously turn to bacon
  • You begin imagining cold metal on flesh
  • You hadn't noticed those siren sounds in that song before
  • You're on a roof top and the live drummer starts up
  • Someone just offered a balloon to the fire marshall
  • People are setting off fireworks in the ecological preserve
  • The guys from mixing lab just found out where your location is
  • Your power fails, but the streetlight is still on...
  • Your beeper goes off and the number is "50505050"...
  • The cops are talking to your liaison people for the fourth time, but this time they're pointing into what all your maps said was nothing but undeveloped forest



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