ÿþ<html> <head> <title>Living Art Productions - Rave: Articles</title> <META Name="KEYWORDS" Content="Rave, Articles, raving techno rave techno music subculture underground Advertising and promotions through advanced design. Services include graphic design, computerized and freehand illustrations, scanning, photo editing, cartoons, photography, package design, drafting, gif animations, web design, cool merchandise, art gallery and rave reviews."> <META Name="DESCRIPTION" Content="Articles. A rich collection of photographs taken at underground rave events."> <input type=hidden value="Articles, rave underground techno subculture music party fun enlightenment jungle beat dancing grooving natural spiritual soul break beat goa house school acid trance ecstasy craft ceramics oil burners cool stuff cool gifts candel sculptures presents light passion romance cool unique one of a kind awesome great gifts mystical goth techno dark"> <style type="text/css"> <!-- A:link {text-decoration: none;} A:visited {text-decoration: none} A:active {text-decoration: none} --> </style> </head> <body topmargin=0 rightmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0 bgcolor="#000000" link="#98FB98" alink="#FFFFFF" vlink="#98FB98" background="../backgroundstars.gif"> <center> <br><br> <table> <tr> <td width=600> <font face=courier size=5 color=#00FFFF><b> THE STAGES OF RAVING...</b> </font> <font face=arial size=2 color=#00FFFF> <ul> <li> 1. THE CANDY STAGE - All the newbies go through this stage, characterized by fuzzy pants, beads, and pacifiers <li> 2. THE P.L.U.R. STAGE <li> 3. THE "PHUCK TRANCE I'M INTO HOUSE STAGE" - <li> 4. THE ANTI-CANDY STAGE <li> 5. THE I'M A JUNGLIST NOW STAGE <li> 6. THE E STAGE <li> 7. THE ACID STAGE <li> 8. THE E AND ACID STAGE <li> 9. THE "I ONLY GO TO SMALLER PARTIES, PHUCK MASSIVES" STAGE <li> 10. THE K STAGE <li> 11. THE NOS STAGE <li> 12. THE "I'M NOW A PROMOTER" STAGE - characterized by handing out flyers at parties and putting flyers on car windshields. Woo hoo such glory! <li> 13. THE "I'M A DJ" STAGE and "I SPIN BLAH BLAH BLAH" STAGE. Add the "DJ" name in front of your online name and you're God! <li> 14. THE "I GET INTO PARTIES FOR FREE STAGE" <li> 15. THE "IM A SOBER RAVER NOW" STAGE <li> 16. THE "I'M AN OLKSKOOL RAVER STAGE" <li> 17. THE "IT'S NOT ABOUT THE DRUGS ITS ABOUT THE MUSIC STAGE" <li> 18. THE "ALL NEWBIES SUCK" STAGE <li> 19. THE "IT'S MY BIRTHDAY" STAGE <li> 20. THE "CAN YOU OR ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS BUMP ME UP?!" STAGE <li> 21. THE "I'VE FUCKIN' BEEN TO FUCKIN' JAIL EIGHT FUCKIN' TIMES AND NOW I'M A NARC" STAGE <li> 22. THE "IF YOU'RE NOT WEARING MECCA, NAUTICA, RALPH LAUREN OR DKNY, THEN I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOU, LET ALONE TALKING TO YOU" STAGE <li> 23. THE "I AM NOT A DJ HO" STAGE <li> 24. THE "I AM *NOT* A RAVER, I JUST GO TO PARTIES" STAGE <li> 25. THE IM TOO COOL FOR RAVES BUT COULD YOU PICK ME UP SOME K? STAGE <li> 26. THE REAL RAVES DONT EVEN EXIST ANYMORE AND THIS IS ALL A COMMERCIAL TRAP THAT YOU IDIOTS ARE FALLING FOR STAGE </ul> <p> much love, <br> Jenniferocious <br> j_ferocious23@hotmail.com </font> </td> </tr> </table> <br> <img src="../../navigation/divider02.gif" width=750 height=7> <br><br> <font face="arial" size="2" color="#00FFFF"><b>| <a href="ravehumor.htm">BACK TO RAVE HUMOR</a> |</b></font> <br><br> </center> </body> </html>